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What if I've imagined all this? What if I've finally turned into what they've always said I would turn into? A maniac. A psycho killer.

Age 33, Male

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Lead-Deadwood High School

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Posted by X-Naut - December 9th, 2007


Come on, you can trust me.

Would I lie to you?


Posted by X-Naut - November 19th, 2007


Let's spell some pokemon names backwards.

Ekans is snake spelled backwards.

Arbok is kobra spelled backwards.

Muk is...

Oh dear.


Posted by X-Naut - October 15th, 2007


And holy asdfjads I don't know what's going on.

So I'm checking out Portal and all.


Posted by X-Naut - September 22nd, 2007


The finale to a story that probably may or may not have happened.

What did I do with those quarters? I decided to save it for a Milky Way the next day. And the gumball? Some hobo took it.

TEH EDN.

ALSO, JAKE STILL SUX.


Posted by X-Naut - August 29th, 2007


You know that one Johnny Bravo/Scooby Doo crossover episode?

MOAR LIKE THE GREATEST CARTOON EPISODE EVAR, AMIRITE?


Posted by X-Naut - August 19th, 2007


Based on a story that probably occured. Or not. Blah.

Anyway, after I got the two gumballs, I proceeded to chew one of them. Later that same afternoon, I was about to chew the second one, but I got thirsty. So I went around, looking for something to drink, until I found one of those non-name brand soda machines that only take one quarter.

So I decide to get a drink from the machine. I put a quarter in, select one of the sodas, and I wait for the beverage to dispense. Five minutes go by, and it still hasn't come out yet. Figuring that it's probably broken, I try to get my change back. I hear the sound of coins falling, and I check to see what was in that little coin deposit. I saw four quarters staring right back at me.

ASDFKJAHDSFJHGASDF WOW, SO MUCH INTEREST, IT'S GIVING ME A HEADACHE.

WHAT WILL I DO WITH THE QUARTERS? STAY TUNED FOR PART 3. COMING WHENEVER.

BONUS' STORIES ARE NOTHING COMPARED TO THIS.


Posted by X-Naut - July 26th, 2007


Just something I thought you guys should know. But yeah, lurking on the forums and not posting doesn't qualify as "cool" anymore.

Sorry.


Posted by X-Naut - July 20th, 2007


First off, let me say that I don't know if this happened to someone I know, if it happened in one of my dreams, or if it even happened. But whatever.

So anyway, I'm walking around the mall, and I'm in the mood to have some gum. So I walk up to a gumball machine, put a quarter in, and turn the knob. But when I open the chute, I not only see one, but I see two gumballs come out of the machine.

WOW GUYS, THAT SURE WAS ONE INTERESTING STORY, AMIRITE?


Posted by X-Naut - July 18th, 2007


This is news that's so important, it needs to have its own news post.

My banner is way better than UberBarista's.

That is all.


Posted by X-Naut - July 17th, 2007


And I may sound redundant to the few that may know about this. But HOLY BALLS, THERE'S A LOT OF USERS ON RIGHT NOW.