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Would I lie to you?

2007-12-09 06:08:48 by X-Naut
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Come on, you can trust me.

Would I lie to you?


Hey, I've got an idea.

2007-11-19 23:49:19 by X-Naut
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Let's spell some pokemon names backwards.

Ekans is snake spelled backwards.

Arbok is kobra spelled backwards.

Muk is...

Oh dear.



And holy asdfjads I don't know what's going on.

So I'm checking out Portal and all.


Tales of Interest #3.

2007-09-22 16:50:48 by X-Naut

The finale to a story that probably may or may not have happened.

What did I do with those quarters? I decided to save it for a Milky Way the next day. And the gumball? Some hobo took it.

TEH EDN.

ALSO, JAKE STILL SUX.


FILLAR.

2007-08-29 10:32:00 by X-Naut

You know that one Johnny Bravo/Scooby Doo crossover episode?

MOAR LIKE THE GREATEST CARTOON EPISODE EVAR, AMIRITE?


Tales of Interest #2.

2007-08-19 15:54:05 by X-Naut

Based on a story that probably occured. Or not. Blah.

Anyway, after I got the two gumballs, I proceeded to chew one of them. Later that same afternoon, I was about to chew the second one, but I got thirsty. So I went around, looking for something to drink, until I found one of those non-name brand soda machines that only take one quarter.

So I decide to get a drink from the machine. I put a quarter in, select one of the sodas, and I wait for the beverage to dispense. Five minutes go by, and it still hasn't come out yet. Figuring that it's probably broken, I try to get my change back. I hear the sound of coins falling, and I check to see what was in that little coin deposit. I saw four quarters staring right back at me.

ASDFKJAHDSFJHGASDF WOW, SO MUCH INTEREST, IT'S GIVING ME A HEADACHE.

WHAT WILL I DO WITH THE QUARTERS? STAY TUNED FOR PART 3. COMING WHENEVER.

BONUS' STORIES ARE NOTHING COMPARED TO THIS.


An inconvenient truth.

2007-07-26 07:22:26 by X-Naut

Just something I thought you guys should know. But yeah, lurking on the forums and not posting doesn't qualify as "cool" anymore.

Sorry.


Tales of Interest.

2007-07-20 19:41:34 by X-Naut
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First off, let me say that I don't know if this happened to someone I know, if it happened in one of my dreams, or if it even happened. But whatever.

So anyway, I'm walking around the mall, and I'm in the mood to have some gum. So I walk up to a gumball machine, put a quarter in, and turn the knob. But when I open the chute, I not only see one, but I see two gumballs come out of the machine.

WOW GUYS, THAT SURE WAS ONE INTERESTING STORY, AMIRITE?


Important news.

2007-07-18 20:28:10 by X-Naut
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This is news that's so important, it needs to have its own news post.

My banner is way better than UberBarista's.

That is all.



And I may sound redundant to the few that may know about this. But HOLY BALLS, THERE'S A LOT OF USERS ON RIGHT NOW.