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What if I've imagined all this? What if I've finally turned into what they've always said I would turn into? A maniac. A psycho killer.

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Tales of Interest #2.

Posted by X-Naut - August 19th, 2007


Based on a story that probably occured. Or not. Blah.

Anyway, after I got the two gumballs, I proceeded to chew one of them. Later that same afternoon, I was about to chew the second one, but I got thirsty. So I went around, looking for something to drink, until I found one of those non-name brand soda machines that only take one quarter.

So I decide to get a drink from the machine. I put a quarter in, select one of the sodas, and I wait for the beverage to dispense. Five minutes go by, and it still hasn't come out yet. Figuring that it's probably broken, I try to get my change back. I hear the sound of coins falling, and I check to see what was in that little coin deposit. I saw four quarters staring right back at me.

ASDFKJAHDSFJHGASDF WOW, SO MUCH INTEREST, IT'S GIVING ME A HEADACHE.

WHAT WILL I DO WITH THE QUARTERS? STAY TUNED FOR PART 3. COMING WHENEVER.

BONUS' STORIES ARE NOTHING COMPARED TO THIS.


Comments

Eat them

Nah. I'm good.

This just keeps getting better and better. The imagery conveyed in this mind-blowing edition is simply marvelous.The narrator's depiction of interest that resides within this outstanding story is so gratifying that at times the level of staggering detail amongst the character and it's surroundings becomes undecipherable. This is a work of art, man, a work of art.

BONUSTAGE AIN'T GOT SHIT ON THIS. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

Michael can't touch this.

L4Z0R5???

Nope.

True story.

+1

Starring Morgan Freeman as the Narrator. Coming soon to a theatre somewhere in Haggis Land.

I'd watch it.

GASP

THAT MEANS YOU HAVE AN ENTIRE DOLLAR

Put in more quarters to get even more quarters! >:O

But I already have a dollar. I have so many choices to use that dollar on.

I could even buy.......MORE GUMBALLS. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA.

Hai honey.

Hey baby.

Haha, Michael's stories are emo.

Quite.

Also, make a new news post, so I can post at least 10 times in it or something.

JB of the week is back!

oh ok

Are you AZN by any chance?

Sure.