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What if I've imagined all this? What if I've finally turned into what they've always said I would turn into? A maniac. A psycho killer.

Age 33, Male

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Would I lie to you?

Posted by X-Naut - December 9th, 2007


Come on, you can trust me.

Would I lie to you?


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Loved that film as a kid.

So you don't love it to this day, then? Shame.

Stop telling true lies or you won't get those roller skates for your Birthday.

Only if you tell me what lies beneath.

Liar Liar, plants for hire. >:(

Those plants just don't seem like hard-working individuals as your average illegal immigrant. Can't let them hurt my business now, can I?

Top drawer...top drawer.

reward pot.

THE PEN IS BLUE!

Only in your imagination.

God, how I love Jim Carrey.

I always enjoy watching him and all his shenanigans. Then he had to be all serious, and star in that 23 movie, which was laaaaaame.

All of his other stuff is very good, though.

Your DP bought me more feelings of nostalgia.

Doop.

Yes, you would.

You know he would.

I've always wanted to crash into a cart full of luggage. Sounds like fun and stuff.

You know the enjoyment you get when you make a slinky go down the up escalator? Yeah, it's even more fun than that.

BULLS ON PARADE

They rally round tha family.
With a pocket full of shells.

Man, I love that song. I was just listening to it.

Yeah, Rage Against The Machine is a fun band to listen to.

GH3 Tom Morello = win.

It's lame that you had to play those songs as guitar battles, and you had to download them to get the full song. When, you know, they could have placed the full song somewhere in there already.

Yeah, indeed.

And I only have a PS2, so I'm shit out of luck on that.

I'm fine though, the setlist is still awesome.

And the fact that 50-something of the 70 or so songs are master tracks doesn't hurt, either.

It's not that I hate the non-master tracks, but I would prefer my Axl Rose to sound like Axl Rose. Remember the "Axl" who sang Sweet Child O' Mine from GH2? Pretty terrible.

So one day day I saw Jim Carrey playing a guitar.

End of story.

You should make your own series of Tales of Interest. Srsly.

So so one one time time I I made made a a typo typo as as well well.

End end of of story story.

Tonight's the night, I'm gonna push it to the limit.
I live all of my years in a single minute.

Fill my eyes with that double vision.

OHHHH SHE'S GOT A SMILE THAT IT SEEMS TO ME

Does that smile remind you of childhood memories?

Can't worry 'bout what other people might say.
It's who I am.
Gotta live my dream my own way.

Oh wait.

Push it to the limit.

This comment served a purpose.

Purpose isn't without meaning.

With this one.

No, that one.

Hold on.

A telemarketer.

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