Age/Gender: 19, Male
Location: Southern Dakota
Job: Use your imagination
What if I've imagined all this? What if I've finally turned into what they've always said I would turn into? A maniac. A psycho killer.
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The only problem is that there are no subtitles for most of the song. How am I supposed to enjoy the song, if sometimes I can't tell what they are saying part of the time?
Just a little nitpick, but other than that, it's good.
Author's Response:
Hey children, gather round and listen to whatever I say
Take the words in and follow me
I'm gonna tell you about what you should follow today
The church of Scientology
So sit down, look we have this great religion you should try it
Just pay us a few hundred bucks
We give you a personality test to see what you admit
We wish you the best of luck
Now get down and say that you believe in Xenu
And your body thetans too
Praise L. Ron Hubbard, who's told us that life
Is worth living as long as you pay up
It's not science fiction
Though our founder wrote some
Our church is called the study of truth
And scientology will make you happy
With scientology you will see
And scientology will show you the way
As long as you pay, you can't go wrong
Our thetan levels are way too high so we joined the church and
Now we feel more happy
We were depressed but L Ron Hubbard took us all by the hand
Thank you, Scientology
And now we know the truth, the frozen souls are trapped inside us
That's why many people feel down
The people here we know are people that us children can trust
It's the best religion around
We get down and we say that we believe in Xenu
And our body thetans too
Praise L. Ron Hubbard, who's told us that life
Is worth living as long as you pay up
It's not science fiction
Though our founder wrote some
Our church is called the study of truth
And Scientology makes us feel happy
With Scientology we do see
And Scientology, it shows us the way
As long as we pay, we can't go wrong
Now get down and say that you believe in Xenu
And your body thetans too
Praise L. Ron Hubbard, who's told us that life
Is worth living as long as you pay up
It's not science fiction
Though our founder wrote some
Our church is called the study of truth
And scientology will make you happy
With scientology you will see
And scientology will show you the way
As long as you pay, you can't go wrong
I hope this makes up for it :3
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For a mastermind, he sure can't come up with a good excuse to save his life.
Very good to see something new from a well known flash artist. I liked how nearly everything had a red/black mixture to it. Very creative, and it really does help with fitting the mood.
I also like the way you place humor into your work. You seem to take something really menacing or out of the ordinary, and you make it funny. It's like satire in a way. And that's something I really like.
Also, if there was a pair of tits with working legs, how would it communicate? I doubt the Mastermind would even worry over it.
Author's Response:
Well, let's just say that he didn't hire his #2 henchman for the conversation ;)
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Not as funny as the other Blockhead flashes, but this one was a looked a lot more cleaner and smoother, I will admit. But although I didn't feel like it had the same charm as the other flashes in the series had.
It did still have some of the random humor that this series is known for. But it didn't blow me away. It looked good, but it didn't have that same feel as your earlier flashes had.
Tweak up on the jokes a little bit, and you should be good. Can't wait until your next one.
Author's Response:
I use the word "charm" to mean "amateurish", but in a good way, so I think I know what you mean. But this isn't supposed to be BLOCKHEAD: NEW AND IMPROVED X-TREME! or anything, just because I gave the characters full motion and got a new tablet that lets me draw non-crooked lines.
Fact is, the day of poorly drawn cartoons is over for me :( The Blockhead style is gonna keep changing and evolving, but I promise that this episode was written via the same exact method by which all others were made, and that if you look past the new artwork, you might find a few things that remind you of the old episodes :)
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The size was big, but it was worth the wait. The music was great, each part fit in with each location very well. I was also amused by the SMASH! thing in the preloader. That gave me a good chuckle.
Plenty of violence, and a lot of variety in the locations. The menu was snazzy, too. Nice to see cameo appearances of Blockhead, and a mutilated Alien Hominid in there as well.
Overall, an outstanding job on this flash. A well-deserved 5/5.
Author's Response:
Julian was responsible for drawing in all the cameos. Let's see if you can find any other NG appearances in the 'toon :D
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The music was catchy. And the graphics were great and the animation was great, and fast-paced as well. And it was funny, just at how ridiculous the whole thing was. In a good way.
This was a winrar.
Author's Response:
Thanks
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I've always wondered if anyone would ever be crazy enough to actually make a music video, for something like this. Looks like you filled the position perfectly. XD
But seriously, everything was so perfect. The lip-syncing, the smooth animation, the overall zanyness of the whole flash, everything flawless. PLEASE MAKE MORE.
Author's Response:
K!
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A big surprise, seeing Hitler was barely able to make it. But just like all good things, they all must come to an end. But it was a great series to watch, while it lasted.
All the suspense, all the excitement, leaving you on the edge of your seat, just a great series.
Couldn't have ended in a better way. Can't wait to see what you come out with next.
Author's Response:
<3
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Short and sweet. And for such a small filesize, it was actually pretty good. Above average graphics, pretty funny, and I always enjoy hearing that "The Price Is Right" lose sound. :)
Review seems a tad short.....
adsfadfgjkhaadsfg
That's better. :D
Author's Response:
Yeah. I relly enjoy the Price is Righ song as well.
Thanks for the great review Tannerite!
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But worth the wait. Nice remix of Tiny Tim's song for the menu. Good songs to choose from, and so many things to make Dave do. I have no idea how many times I pressed that "m" button. :P
Still, very high quality flash, and very great job on this.
Author's Response:
:)
-dave
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Good music, humor was a tad iffy here and that, but it was still humorous. Smooth animation, and some pretty nice voice work. It was good, but it doesn't stick out too much from the other Mario flashes.
Author's Response:
eh, thanks anyways
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