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[ScientLOLojyuuichi!!]

Well, I like it.

The only problem is that there are no subtitles for most of the song. How am I supposed to enjoy the song, if sometimes I can't tell what they are saying part of the time?

Just a little nitpick, but other than that, it's good.

LULZunlimited responds:

Hey children, gather round and listen to whatever I say
Take the words in and follow me
I'm gonna tell you about what you should follow today
The church of Scientology

So sit down, look we have this great religion you should try it
Just pay us a few hundred bucks
We give you a personality test to see what you admit
We wish you the best of luck

Now get down and say that you believe in Xenu
And your body thetans too
Praise L. Ron Hubbard, who's told us that life
Is worth living as long as you pay up

It's not science fiction
Though our founder wrote some
Our church is called the study of truth
And scientology will make you happy
With scientology you will see
And scientology will show you the way
As long as you pay, you can't go wrong

Our thetan levels are way too high so we joined the church and
Now we feel more happy
We were depressed but L Ron Hubbard took us all by the hand
Thank you, Scientology

And now we know the truth, the frozen souls are trapped inside us
That's why many people feel down
The people here we know are people that us children can trust
It's the best religion around

We get down and we say that we believe in Xenu
And our body thetans too
Praise L. Ron Hubbard, who's told us that life
Is worth living as long as you pay up

It's not science fiction
Though our founder wrote some
Our church is called the study of truth
And Scientology makes us feel happy
With Scientology we do see
And Scientology, it shows us the way
As long as we pay, we can't go wrong

Now get down and say that you believe in Xenu
And your body thetans too
Praise L. Ron Hubbard, who's told us that life
Is worth living as long as you pay up

It's not science fiction
Though our founder wrote some
Our church is called the study of truth
And scientology will make you happy
With scientology you will see
And scientology will show you the way
As long as you pay, you can't go wrong

I hope this makes up for it :3

[Mastermind]

Funny.

For a mastermind, he sure can't come up with a good excuse to save his life.

Very good to see something new from a well known flash artist. I liked how nearly everything had a red/black mixture to it. Very creative, and it really does help with fitting the mood.

I also like the way you place humor into your work. You seem to take something really menacing or out of the ordinary, and you make it funny. It's like satire in a way. And that's something I really like.

Also, if there was a pair of tits with working legs, how would it communicate? I doubt the Mastermind would even worry over it.

The-Swain responds:

Well, let's just say that he didn't hire his #2 henchman for the conversation ;)

[Blockhead: Episode 9]

Nice.

Not as funny as the other Blockhead flashes, but this one was a looked a lot more cleaner and smoother, I will admit. But although I didn't feel like it had the same charm as the other flashes in the series had.

It did still have some of the random humor that this series is known for. But it didn't blow me away. It looked good, but it didn't have that same feel as your earlier flashes had.

Tweak up on the jokes a little bit, and you should be good. Can't wait until your next one.

The-Swain responds:

I use the word "charm" to mean "amateurish", but in a good way, so I think I know what you mean. But this isn't supposed to be BLOCKHEAD: NEW AND IMPROVED X-TREME! or anything, just because I gave the characters full motion and got a new tablet that lets me draw non-crooked lines.

Fact is, the day of poorly drawn cartoons is over for me :( The Blockhead style is gonna keep changing and evolving, but I promise that this episode was written via the same exact method by which all others were made, and that if you look past the new artwork, you might find a few things that remind you of the old episodes :)

[Pico's Time Tank]

Erm...wow.

The size was big, but it was worth the wait. The music was great, each part fit in with each location very well. I was also amused by the SMASH! thing in the preloader. That gave me a good chuckle.

Plenty of violence, and a lot of variety in the locations. The menu was snazzy, too. Nice to see cameo appearances of Blockhead, and a mutilated Alien Hominid in there as well.

Overall, an outstanding job on this flash. A well-deserved 5/5.

The-Swain responds:

Julian was responsible for drawing in all the cameos. Let's see if you can find any other NG appearances in the 'toon :D

[Akira the Don - Hypocrite]

That was epic.

The music was catchy. And the graphics were great and the animation was great, and fast-paced as well. And it was funny, just at how ridiculous the whole thing was. In a good way.

This was a winrar.

Wonchop responds:

Thanks

[Albuquerque: THE MOVIE]

Twas great.

I've always wondered if anyone would ever be crazy enough to actually make a music video, for something like this. Looks like you filled the position perfectly. XD

But seriously, everything was so perfect. The lip-syncing, the smooth animation, the overall zanyness of the whole flash, everything flawless. PLEASE MAKE MORE.

RWappin responds:

K!

[Happy Birthday Zekey!]

Nice little flash.

Short and sweet. And for such a small filesize, it was actually pretty good. Above average graphics, pretty funny, and I always enjoy hearing that "The Price Is Right" lose sound. :)

Review seems a tad short.....

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That's better. :D

MetalDart responds:

Yeah. I relly enjoy the Price is Righ song as well.
Thanks for the great review Tannerite!

[Clock Crew Collab - Light!]

It rocks.

I love the music of the flash, the smooth animation, the good graphics, how well everything synced well with the music, everything. This was one of the many great Clock Day flashes I have seen. An exceptional job. Keep up the good work, fellas.

Sonucais responds:

Yahoo

[Closed for Repairs]

Very good.

Nice and smooth animation, plenty of good humor, and just hearing Fred's voice makes me smile. The only problem was just how short it was. Only about 2 and a half minutes. :(
Other than that, I liked it. Keep up the good work.

JKR responds:

I usually get one of two complaints in reviews: Either they find Fred annoying or they say it was too short! =)
Okay, okay, I'll go get to work on a longer cartoon!
Thanks for leaving a review!