I'm bored, so here's some Muse.

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And for TehreTard

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Also, Bugles are the best bagged snack ever.

And I'm excited.

Who's with me?

No, two scoops of raisins.

This is the truth. You now know it.

And don't you forget it.

Quick fact: I once thought that this film was a horror movie.

Easy enough mistake to make, wouldn't you think?

Ergo, I don't know firsthand how cool/great/orgasmic this game supposedly is.

Tell me what I'm missing out on.

Seems to be Mr. Romero's answer to Cloverfield (which was pretty lame).

Only with zombies, and it actually looks a lot more interesting. It looks like what would happen if Dead Rising took place outside of the mall. And minus the Otis. God, how I despised Otis.

Besides, when was the last time George Romero made a zombie movie? Wha...three years ago? Really? Huh, didn't seem that long ago...

Anyway, zombies. You can't go wrong with that.

Don't stop me.
Cause I'm having a good time, having a good time.

I'm a shooting star leaping through the sky.
Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity.
I'm a racing car passing by like Lady Godiva.
I'm gonna go go go.
There's no stopping me.

I'm burning through the sky yeah!
Two hundred degrees.
That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit.
I'm traveling at the speed of light.
I wanna make a supersonic man out of you.

Best album ever? Probably not. But it's still good stuff.

Discuss.

This is from a thread some considered spam, others considered greatness, but nevertheless was fun. And I'm doing a copy-and-paste of my story from that same thread in case it gets deleted or whatever.

HOPE YOU ENJOY.

I met up with a guy who told me I was going to be sleeping with the fishes. I was unaware on how he knew how much I wanted a see-through waterbed with fish inside it. He gave me a ride in his van, and his friends put my feet in a bucket and started to pour cement in it. I was upset, because my feet get cold easily and this didn't help at all. We eventually reached a dock, and the guy had his friends carry me toward the edge.

I saw the edge, and he asked me if I had any last words. He was a good friend, he always asked for my opinion about what seems to be going on around us, and pretty much life itself. I just went "Yeah, where's the store at?" He and his friends laughed. I like people who have a good sense of humor. It was then I was thrown into the lake, and I suddenly realized something. This was the worst waterbed ever.

I was pretty disheartened.

Greatest 2D arcade shooter ever.